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An Alternate Earth
Because life's not all blood and peaches
Created on 2001-03-25 16:49:10 (#83240), last updated 2009-07-10
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Basic Info| Name: | Smirnoff Vodka Mule |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1980-11-18 |
| Location: | United Kingdom |
| Website: | My fanfic @ Equus Vodka |
Contact:
scaryeyes808@yahoo.co.uk BioSELF
This journal is part fandom and part real life, or as much as a life can remain real when it's turned into words. I also have a fic journal, over at![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
equus_vodka. I very rarely post open links to fic in this journal due to outside-LJ traffic, so if you have little interest in my day-to-day fapping, you might want to wander on over there.
Fandom-wise, I read widely and without prejudice. You can check out my fic journal to see what I've written in. Currently active in Torchwood, dabbling in Watchmen, always loving the Authority. Anything comic book or Whedon, and chances are I'm all yours. I tend to be woefully behind on TV fandoms, but I am quite fond of paper.
And of Wolverine. I like Wolverine. I mean, I actually like lots of things, but Wolverine is right up there in the top four along with curry and jokes about blow jobs.
As for the rest of me, I'm from the UK, closer to 30 than 20, identify as bisexual and gender-queer, enjoy doing a joke about being a GQ motherfucker, and am flavoured with lime and ginger beer. I consider writing to be serious business, and have been known to compose epic poems in my own blood on the grounds that I couldn't find my pen. 99% of what I say is not meant to be taken seriously, and the other 1% is probably gay porn.
HENS
I like a diverse friends list with lots of different perspectives and viewpoints. You could say this is because I have an enquiring mind. You could also say this is because I have a frighteningly short attention span for someone who is legally allowed behind the wheel of a car. If I was in the hatch in Lost, I would have stopped pressing that button months ago. Never ask me to save the world.
If you add me, please drop a comment if you want to be added back, because I do like to know who I'm talking to. Please also be over the age of consent in your country of origin, so that I can post adult content worry-free, and also fancy you with impunity.
All convention photos will remain public, and all fic is public atequus_vodka.
FAQ
Yes, you can use my pictures for icons, wallpaper, macros, banners, christmas cards, and personal touching, as long as you credit me. No, you can't have any hi res copies unless we're already friends. Sorry. Also, if you hotlink, you will go to hell when you die. I can't help that, it's just a fact.
ADMIN
Thesmirnoffmules on dreamwidth, JF, and insanejournal are me. The ones on MySpace and on Twitter are not - these are other people who seek to hurt me by making me feel less than unique D:
I am twittish on Twitter as heklatears.
This journal is part fandom and part real life, or as much as a life can remain real when it's turned into words. I also have a fic journal, over at
equus_vodka. I very rarely post open links to fic in this journal due to outside-LJ traffic, so if you have little interest in my day-to-day fapping, you might want to wander on over there. Fandom-wise, I read widely and without prejudice. You can check out my fic journal to see what I've written in. Currently active in Torchwood, dabbling in Watchmen, always loving the Authority. Anything comic book or Whedon, and chances are I'm all yours. I tend to be woefully behind on TV fandoms, but I am quite fond of paper.
And of Wolverine. I like Wolverine. I mean, I actually like lots of things, but Wolverine is right up there in the top four along with curry and jokes about blow jobs.
As for the rest of me, I'm from the UK, closer to 30 than 20, identify as bisexual and gender-queer, enjoy doing a joke about being a GQ motherfucker, and am flavoured with lime and ginger beer. I consider writing to be serious business, and have been known to compose epic poems in my own blood on the grounds that I couldn't find my pen. 99% of what I say is not meant to be taken seriously, and the other 1% is probably gay porn.
HENS
I like a diverse friends list with lots of different perspectives and viewpoints. You could say this is because I have an enquiring mind. You could also say this is because I have a frighteningly short attention span for someone who is legally allowed behind the wheel of a car. If I was in the hatch in Lost, I would have stopped pressing that button months ago. Never ask me to save the world.
If you add me, please drop a comment if you want to be added back, because I do like to know who I'm talking to. Please also be over the age of consent in your country of origin, so that I can post adult content worry-free, and also fancy you with impunity.
All convention photos will remain public, and all fic is public at
equus_vodka. FAQ
Yes, you can use my pictures for icons, wallpaper, macros, banners, christmas cards, and personal touching, as long as you credit me. No, you can't have any hi res copies unless we're already friends. Sorry. Also, if you hotlink, you will go to hell when you die. I can't help that, it's just a fact.
ADMIN
The
smirnoffmules on dreamwidth, JF, and insanejournal are me. The ones on MySpace and on Twitter are not - these are other people who seek to hurt me by making me feel less than unique D:I am twittish on Twitter as heklatears.
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angel, animal training, being fierce, buffy the vampire slayer, canada, catching bullets, chillis, clicker training, comic book movies, comics, cryptozoology, curry, dog training, equestrian sports, fanfiction, femslash, homer, homoeroticism, horses, hounds, longdogs, lurchers, moral ambiguity, mythology, narrowboats, neil gaiman, photography, sighthounds, slash, snow, spicy food, staffordshire bull terriers, superheroes, the authority, torchwood, trailhounds, watchmen, whale watching, wildlife, wolverine, working dogs, writing, x-men
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