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An Alternate Earth
Because life's not all blood and peaches
Created on 2001-03-25 16:49:10 (#83240), last updated 2009-11-17
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Basic Info| Name: | Smirnoff Vodka Mule |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1980-11-18 |
| Location: | United Kingdom |
| Website: | My fanfic @ Equus Vodka |
Contact:
scaryeyes808@yahoo.co.uk BioDOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
This journal is part fandom and part real life, or as much as a life can remain real when it's turned into words. I also have a fic journal, over at![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
equus_vodka, so if you have little interest in my day-to-day fapping, you might want to wander on over there.
Fandom-wise, I read widely and without prejudice. You can check out my fic journal to see what I've written in. Currently most active in Torchwood, Marvel comics, Watchmen, and the Authority. I tend to be woefully behind on TV fandoms, but I am quite fond of paper. And of Wolverine. I like Wolverine. I mean, I like lots of things, but Wolverine is right up there in the top four along with curry and jokes about blow jobs.
IRL-wise, I like words, pictures, knowledge and porn. I'm also English, a dude, and queer as fuck. I get very excited by philosophy and science, I'm passionate about animal welfare, and I'm quite fond of the Oxford comma. I consider writing to be serious business, and have been known to compose epic poems in my own blood on the grounds that I couldn't find my pen.
CAREFUL NOW
I talk about personal shit on this journal, and am far too lazy to make filters, so if you're just here for the convention photographs - that's cool, but they're all public, and if you're just here for the fanfic, that's cool too, and it's all public over atequus_vodka.
Beyond that, I like to meet new people, but please drop me a comment if you want to be added back otherwise I will be oblivious. Please also be over the age of consent in your country of origin, so that I can post adult content worry-free, and also fancy you with impunity.
FAQ
Yes, you can use my pictures for icons, wallpaper, macros, banners, christmas cards, and personal touching, as long as you credit me. No, you can't have any hi res copies unless we're already friends. Sorry. Also, if you hotlink, you will go to hell when you die. I can't help that, it's just a fact.
MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE INTERNETS...
Thesmirnoffmules on dreamwidth, JF, and insanejournal are me. The ones on MySpace and on Twitter are not - these are other people who seek to hurt me by making me feel less than unique. I am twittish on Twitter as heklatears, which, in case you were wondering, is a particularly potent type of Icelandic homebrew that makes me queasy with nostalgia even to think about.
This journal is part fandom and part real life, or as much as a life can remain real when it's turned into words. I also have a fic journal, over at
equus_vodka, so if you have little interest in my day-to-day fapping, you might want to wander on over there. Fandom-wise, I read widely and without prejudice. You can check out my fic journal to see what I've written in. Currently most active in Torchwood, Marvel comics, Watchmen, and the Authority. I tend to be woefully behind on TV fandoms, but I am quite fond of paper. And of Wolverine. I like Wolverine. I mean, I like lots of things, but Wolverine is right up there in the top four along with curry and jokes about blow jobs.
IRL-wise, I like words, pictures, knowledge and porn. I'm also English, a dude, and queer as fuck. I get very excited by philosophy and science, I'm passionate about animal welfare, and I'm quite fond of the Oxford comma. I consider writing to be serious business, and have been known to compose epic poems in my own blood on the grounds that I couldn't find my pen.
CAREFUL NOW
I talk about personal shit on this journal, and am far too lazy to make filters, so if you're just here for the convention photographs - that's cool, but they're all public, and if you're just here for the fanfic, that's cool too, and it's all public over at
equus_vodka. Beyond that, I like to meet new people, but please drop me a comment if you want to be added back otherwise I will be oblivious. Please also be over the age of consent in your country of origin, so that I can post adult content worry-free, and also fancy you with impunity.
FAQ
Yes, you can use my pictures for icons, wallpaper, macros, banners, christmas cards, and personal touching, as long as you credit me. No, you can't have any hi res copies unless we're already friends. Sorry. Also, if you hotlink, you will go to hell when you die. I can't help that, it's just a fact.
MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE INTERNETS...
The
smirnoffmules on dreamwidth, JF, and insanejournal are me. The ones on MySpace and on Twitter are not - these are other people who seek to hurt me by making me feel less than unique. I am twittish on Twitter as heklatears, which, in case you were wondering, is a particularly potent type of Icelandic homebrew that makes me queasy with nostalgia even to think about. ConnectInterests (39):
american music, animal training, british comedy, canada, clicker training, comicbook movies, comics, cryptozoology, dinosaurs, dominic keating, equestrian sports, femslash, genderfuckery, homoeroticism, ice hockey, lake monsters, loch ness, lurchers, martial arts, moral ambiguity, philosophy of science, photography, science fiction, sea serpents, shape shifters, slash, snow, spicy food, staffordshire bull terriers, the authority, the broken family band, torchwood, trailhounds, twisted leviathans, whale watching, wildlife, wolverine, working dogs, x-men
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